The Meaning of Knife
You put a shovel on the X and start digging. And digging. And then you continue to dig. It gets hot. You dig some more. Wow! you dug all the way to China!
And man, the place really is different from home. Everyone looks exactly the same (you wonder how someone f---ing a Chink knows whether it's a guy or girl). And they all have slits for eyes! Madness!
They all turn to look at you in one large unified motion. "Man with blond hair and blue eyes!" they exclaim. "You are G--. We work for minimum wage for you. We work in sweatshop for you. We take American jobs for you." Cool! You have your very own Chinese army! Do you use them to try to find the Knife (and conquer the world while you're at it) or do you try to find one of those fabled dragons?
And man, the place really is different from home. Everyone looks exactly the same (you wonder how someone f---ing a Chink knows whether it's a guy or girl). And they all have slits for eyes! Madness!
They all turn to look at you in one large unified motion. "Man with blond hair and blue eyes!" they exclaim. "You are G--. We work for minimum wage for you. We work in sweatshop for you. We take American jobs for you." Cool! You have your very own Chinese army! Do you use them to try to find the Knife (and conquer the world while you're at it) or do you try to find one of those fabled dragons?