The Meaning of Knife
Good idea! You have the largest army ever (numbering 1 billion, as they multiply like locusts). No one will be able to stop you! You'll take over the world AND find that f---ing ChristKnife!
The first place you set your greedy dastardly bastardly eyes on is America. They are known for their stupidity, so they seem an easy enemy.
However, the Americans turn out to be more clever than you think! When they spot a huge Chinese army coming to kill them, they dig a huge hole, and dangle a dollar above it.
All 99999 trillion (as previously stated, they are like locusts) of your men die. So close!!!
The first place you set your greedy dastardly bastardly eyes on is America. They are known for their stupidity, so they seem an easy enemy.
However, the Americans turn out to be more clever than you think! When they spot a huge Chinese army coming to kill them, they dig a huge hole, and dangle a dollar above it.
All 99999 trillion (as previously stated, they are like locusts) of your men die. So close!!!
