The Meaning of Knife
You wander off into the Chinese countryside. Not knowing what to expect, you have to fend off attacks from such things as killer ducks, vicious grasshoppers, and even tenacious squirrels (they could be rabid!)
Anyway, you find a dragon sleeping on the ground. You walk up to it and lift up its eyelid. You then poke it in the eye with a stick.
Didn't work. You sharpen your stick and slam it into the dragon's genitals. That did it! The dragon wakes up.
"Oh, hi. What do you want?"
You have never spoken to an all-powerful dragon before, so you do not know what to say. "Uh, you stupid fag, I need you. You're going to find me the Christ Sword!"
"I will, but first I need to fuel up."
"Oh, what will you be eating?"
"I won't be eating anything, that's what the deadly cockroaches do. I run on alcohol. Find me some, and I'll help you."
Anyway, you find a dragon sleeping on the ground. You walk up to it and lift up its eyelid. You then poke it in the eye with a stick.
Didn't work. You sharpen your stick and slam it into the dragon's genitals. That did it! The dragon wakes up.
"Oh, hi. What do you want?"
You have never spoken to an all-powerful dragon before, so you do not know what to say. "Uh, you stupid fag, I need you. You're going to find me the Christ Sword!"
"I will, but first I need to fuel up."
"Oh, what will you be eating?"
"I won't be eating anything, that's what the deadly cockroaches do. I run on alcohol. Find me some, and I'll help you."