The Meaning of Knife

"Too bad, f---er, I'm not giving you anything. Either you work for free or you don't work at all."

"I truly wish I could, honorable sir, but I just can't run without alcohol. I'll guess you'll have to find a dragon that runs on gas. I hear they live in Saudi Arabia, but you'll also have to pay them huge sums of money."

"But they don't need beer?"

"As far as I know, no."

Well, watcha gonna do?