The Meaning of Knife
Since you're still in China, crickets are thought of as lucky (what retards, it's four-leaf clovers that bring good luck, or maybe a horseshoe!). Therefore, they are encouraged to breed as much as possible. In fact, on your way to find the dragon, you stepped on about 1 million. One of all these just HAS to be rabid!
Well, there's only one way to find out (there's actually like three or something, but you don't know that). You force each cricket to bite you. The first 3,452,912 crickets do not give you rabies. But the 1 millionth one does (not knowing about luck, rabies, or how to count, you were kicked out of Sunday School. You said that you are Mohammed.)
Now you and your rabid cricket start threatening everyone in the world. You take over Asia quickly. However, that other part of Eurasia, what was it called? Oh yeah, Yourape, is not moved by your cricket. What do you do, future master of Yourape?
« Go Back Well, there's only one way to find out (there's actually like three or something, but you don't know that). You force each cricket to bite you. The first 3,452,912 crickets do not give you rabies. But the 1 millionth one does (not knowing about luck, rabies, or how to count, you were kicked out of Sunday School. You said that you are Mohammed.)
Now you and your rabid cricket start threatening everyone in the world. You take over Asia quickly. However, that other part of Eurasia, what was it called? Oh yeah, Yourape, is not moved by your cricket. What do you do, future master of Yourape?