TRASH
"Well you seem to be doing a good job at the killin' bit, so I guess I'll chop 'em up. What do I do exactly?"
"TAKE THIS! SPLIT PIGGIES OPEN AND REMOVE STUFF INSIDE!" Junior says handing you his big cleaver.
"Erm Okay, but where do I throw away the stuff?"
"NOT THROW AWAY! JUST PUT ASIDE! USE INSIDES FOR OTHER FOOD! SORT LATER!" Junior points agitatedly to a big table full of guts and other pig organs.
"PUT REST OF PIGGY UP ON HOOKS!" Junior then points to some porkers on some wicked looking meat hooks.
You begin on the nearest dead pig and start slicing and hacking away, as Junior continues to bash the brains out of another pig. You're still working on your first pig and Junior's already killed five of them.
"YOU TOO SLOW! LAZY!" Junior says getting agitated again that the bodies aren't being chopped up as fast as he's killing them.
"Hey you got the easy job! Chopping these motherfuckers up takes more fuckin' time than splitting their skulls open!"
Junior didn't quite make out all you said, but got the basic idea of it.
"HM! YOU NEED TECH HELP 'CAUSE YOU SLOW AND LAZY HERE USE THIS!" Junior hands you a chainsaw, you look at the big stainless steel rotary blade in wonder. It's almost like an extension of your dick.
"Oh shit. Fuck yeah! This is what I'm talkin' about!" you say and power up the chainsaw and begin carving up the swine and getting totally into it, until Junior starts to get irritated yet again.
"YOU SLOPPY! YOU PAY ATTENTION! YOU CUTTIN' UP PIGGY WRONG! RUINING MEAT!"
Junior's REALLY getting on your nerves at this point
"TAKE THIS! SPLIT PIGGIES OPEN AND REMOVE STUFF INSIDE!" Junior says handing you his big cleaver.
"Erm Okay, but where do I throw away the stuff?"
"NOT THROW AWAY! JUST PUT ASIDE! USE INSIDES FOR OTHER FOOD! SORT LATER!" Junior points agitatedly to a big table full of guts and other pig organs.
"PUT REST OF PIGGY UP ON HOOKS!" Junior then points to some porkers on some wicked looking meat hooks.
You begin on the nearest dead pig and start slicing and hacking away, as Junior continues to bash the brains out of another pig. You're still working on your first pig and Junior's already killed five of them.
"YOU TOO SLOW! LAZY!" Junior says getting agitated again that the bodies aren't being chopped up as fast as he's killing them.
"Hey you got the easy job! Chopping these motherfuckers up takes more fuckin' time than splitting their skulls open!"
Junior didn't quite make out all you said, but got the basic idea of it.
"HM! YOU NEED TECH HELP 'CAUSE YOU SLOW AND LAZY HERE USE THIS!" Junior hands you a chainsaw, you look at the big stainless steel rotary blade in wonder. It's almost like an extension of your dick.
"Oh shit. Fuck yeah! This is what I'm talkin' about!" you say and power up the chainsaw and begin carving up the swine and getting totally into it, until Junior starts to get irritated yet again.
"YOU SLOPPY! YOU PAY ATTENTION! YOU CUTTIN' UP PIGGY WRONG! RUINING MEAT!"
Junior's REALLY getting on your nerves at this point