TRASH
"Alright, alright! Fuck." You say and start cutting a little cleaner, and scooping out the entrails. You figure you'll let Junior put the damn things on the hooks since you aren't about to break your back lifting these things. They're too high for you to reach anyway.
You and Junior work with the squealing of pigs and the buzz of the chainsaw being the only sounds in the place. Junior makes no more comments to you other than a strange humming sound he seems to be muttering to himself. Suddenly after he kills his last pig he stops humming and heads into a back room and closes the door. You continue to cut up the pigs he killed. Of course with the chainsaw you're done quicker than you normally would be. There aren't any more pigs in here either save the big fat one that's in the back pen. It hasn't moved the whole time you've been here. You suspect it's already dead. It does look kind of old. Well time to chop it up.
You enter the pen and rev up the chainsaw again. Man this pig is an ugly one; he's only got one eye. You wonder how he got to be so old since the pigs around here are usually killed soon after they reach a certain age. You stop wondering when the other eye opens up!
"GWWWEEEE!" The pig squeals and charges at you! You're caught off guard and drop the chainsaw! It catches the side of the pig causing a wound, but doesn't slow it from ramming you in the nuts, tossing you out of the pen. You go flying to back of the wall. Junior comes out of the back room with some weird pig mask on.
"WHAT " Junior looks over at the large pig which is lying down now squealing in pain. "YOU TRY HURT PET PIGGY!"
You hold your crotch in pain and slowly get up, "What the fuck? How the hell was I supposed to know? Ah shit my nuts!"
"RAAAGH!" Junior shouts and picks something up in the back room he's in. You hear the buzz of a saw
"Oh fuck!" You begin to run and Junior isn't too far behind. You see Clem and run towards him.
"Your son's gone completely fuckin' hog wild! Get the fuck outta here Clem!"
Clem attempts to stop Junior, thinking he'll halt for him, but he's met with a saw blade to the head! You just barely get to your truck and drive off but not before the side of it catches a long blade gash on it. He chases you for awhile, but eventually you lose him. You get to your trailer and start getting out your guns just in case, but you calm down a bit when you watch the news later.
" this is Arnold from WHIC News, and I'm in one of our choppers where I've just witnessed a big man with a large object, possibly a chainsaw, chasing what looks to be a small scantily clad woman. There looks to be two other bodies on the ground, one male and one grotesquely immense woman, either that its an abnormally large pig, in any case we have informed the police about "
Tina comes home.
"Well, I had a shitty day at work. What happened with you?"
"Oh, I may have inadvertently caused a few less chairs at the dinner table for my next family reunion. Three to be exact "
" OH MY GOD! Oh the humanity!" the news caster remarks.
" no wait make that four."
You and Junior work with the squealing of pigs and the buzz of the chainsaw being the only sounds in the place. Junior makes no more comments to you other than a strange humming sound he seems to be muttering to himself. Suddenly after he kills his last pig he stops humming and heads into a back room and closes the door. You continue to cut up the pigs he killed. Of course with the chainsaw you're done quicker than you normally would be. There aren't any more pigs in here either save the big fat one that's in the back pen. It hasn't moved the whole time you've been here. You suspect it's already dead. It does look kind of old. Well time to chop it up.
You enter the pen and rev up the chainsaw again. Man this pig is an ugly one; he's only got one eye. You wonder how he got to be so old since the pigs around here are usually killed soon after they reach a certain age. You stop wondering when the other eye opens up!
"GWWWEEEE!" The pig squeals and charges at you! You're caught off guard and drop the chainsaw! It catches the side of the pig causing a wound, but doesn't slow it from ramming you in the nuts, tossing you out of the pen. You go flying to back of the wall. Junior comes out of the back room with some weird pig mask on.
"WHAT " Junior looks over at the large pig which is lying down now squealing in pain. "YOU TRY HURT PET PIGGY!"
You hold your crotch in pain and slowly get up, "What the fuck? How the hell was I supposed to know? Ah shit my nuts!"
"RAAAGH!" Junior shouts and picks something up in the back room he's in. You hear the buzz of a saw
"Oh fuck!" You begin to run and Junior isn't too far behind. You see Clem and run towards him.
"Your son's gone completely fuckin' hog wild! Get the fuck outta here Clem!"
Clem attempts to stop Junior, thinking he'll halt for him, but he's met with a saw blade to the head! You just barely get to your truck and drive off but not before the side of it catches a long blade gash on it. He chases you for awhile, but eventually you lose him. You get to your trailer and start getting out your guns just in case, but you calm down a bit when you watch the news later.
" this is Arnold from WHIC News, and I'm in one of our choppers where I've just witnessed a big man with a large object, possibly a chainsaw, chasing what looks to be a small scantily clad woman. There looks to be two other bodies on the ground, one male and one grotesquely immense woman, either that its an abnormally large pig, in any case we have informed the police about "
Tina comes home.
"Well, I had a shitty day at work. What happened with you?"
"Oh, I may have inadvertently caused a few less chairs at the dinner table for my next family reunion. Three to be exact "
" OH MY GOD! Oh the humanity!" the news caster remarks.
" no wait make that four."
