That river in Egypt

"Thanks for the offer Keplerian, but I'd rather stay on Earth"
Her answer seemed to upset the Keplerian, she couldn't tell if he was mad or disappointed though.
"I zee. You won't come with me. But, now that you've zeen me, I zimply cannot let you to live any longer. Who knowz what you might tell the Draconianz iv they come azking queztionz..."
"Wait what?"
"I hate to have to do thiz Rennala and random man, but zay goodbye to vhyzical vorm"
The Keplerian raised his arm, pointing a de-exist-inator gun at the 2 humans. He paused, before pulling the trigger and absolutely evaporating them both into nothingness. Not a single atom remained as proof that they had ever existed, they were beyond disintergrated.
"Oh xit I levt the zafety zwitch off. I waz juzt trying to zcare them. Oopz. Let this be a lezzon in gun zafety"
And with 2 lives totally obliterated, the Keplerian beamed up into his ship and went on his merry way. The end!
End Of Story