That river in Egypt

"I'm an Andromedan starseed"
The Keplerian looked at her with a face of digust.
"Ewwwww yucky. You're made out ov photonz, you can't even avvord phyzical vorm XGXGXGXGX. You ztruggle to vind your plaze on this planet, Earth noob"
The Keplerian transformed into the image of a stereotypical Andromedan, a totally racially insensitive depiction. Rennala would not stand for such discriminatory treatment.
"Well well well. I should have known that you were seedist. Your true colours have been revealed, Keplerian"
"Relax, it waz juzt zome dark humor"
"No, you're just mad that Kepler-22B doesn't have a starseed"
"Acxually, you're right Rennala"
"Apologise"
"I'm zorry"
"Hey Zorry, I'm Rennala HA I gotcho ass"
"Grrrrr"
The Keplerian, having been bested transformed into a more culturally appropriate image of her starseed.
"Thiz iz what your zoul lookz like on the inzide"
"Very dashing"
"You know, iv you came with me, I could take you to your home planet. You could look like thiz all the time. Wouldn't that be great? I alzo think you would really vuck with my zpazexip. What do you zay?"
Rennala thought about his offer.