That river in Egypt
"I'm an Orion starseed"
The Keplerian looked at her with a face of digust.
"Ewwwww yucky. Where iz your home planet? Oh right, vucking gone XGXGXGXGXGX"
The Keplerian transformed into the image of a stereotypical Orion, a totally racially insensitive depiction. Rennala would not stand for such discriminatory treatment.
"Well well well. I should have known that you were seedist. Your true colours have been revealed, Keplerian"
"Relax, it waz juzt zome dark humor"
"No, you're just mad that Kepler-22B doesn't have a starseed"
"Acxually, you're right Rennala"
"Apologise"
"I'm zorry"
"Hey Zorry, I'm Rennala HA I gotcho ass"
"Grrrrr"
The Keplerian, having been bested transformed into a more culturally appropriate image of her starseed.
"Thiz iz what your zoul lookz like on the inzide"
"Very dashing"
"You know, iv you came with me, I could take you to your home planet. Acxually I'm juzt kidding, you don't have one XGXGXGXGXGXGX okay my bad. But iv you came with me, you qould look like thiz all the time. Wouldn't that be great? I alzo think you would really vuck with my zpazexip. What do you zay?"
Rennala thought about his offer.
The Keplerian looked at her with a face of digust.
"Ewwwww yucky. Where iz your home planet? Oh right, vucking gone XGXGXGXGXGX"
The Keplerian transformed into the image of a stereotypical Orion, a totally racially insensitive depiction. Rennala would not stand for such discriminatory treatment.
"Well well well. I should have known that you were seedist. Your true colours have been revealed, Keplerian"
"Relax, it waz juzt zome dark humor"
"No, you're just mad that Kepler-22B doesn't have a starseed"
"Acxually, you're right Rennala"
"Apologise"
"I'm zorry"
"Hey Zorry, I'm Rennala HA I gotcho ass"
"Grrrrr"
The Keplerian, having been bested transformed into a more culturally appropriate image of her starseed.
"Thiz iz what your zoul lookz like on the inzide"
"Very dashing"
"You know, iv you came with me, I could take you to your home planet. Acxually I'm juzt kidding, you don't have one XGXGXGXGXGXGX okay my bad. But iv you came with me, you qould look like thiz all the time. Wouldn't that be great? I alzo think you would really vuck with my zpazexip. What do you zay?"
Rennala thought about his offer.