The absurd, weird universe of zio.
He slings the door open! As he slides out the door and twists nearly spinning he begins bolting as fast as he can to his destination! The carpet outside was stained with all kinds of things! He carefully watched below his self as he continues to rush across the apartments large hallway!
It starts to make him think: "huh! There's all kinds of stains on this carpet, soft stains, hard stains, weird stains.. that one stain that holds a army of parasites we placed a plastic cup over.. if you think about it! This carpet is like a holder of memories, containing every mess ever made in this hallway- if the carpet was a person, it would sure be a damn judgemental unforgiving-"
"Eeeee!!" He screams!
His foot as stomped on something slippery!
A USED CONDOM?!
He now twists his upper body down springing up his long arms to catch himself, his hand instantly smacks to the carpet as he slides for a short moment... His palms sling across the carpet! A burning feeling instantly surging in his hands he grits his teeth almost instantly lifting up! He jolts his head back and glares at the only door that could leave such a mess outside.. and one who's done it before- DAMN YOU LUSSURIO!! He thinks and he begins rushing through the long apartment filled hall again! Why couldn't the janitor clean this up?! Right now he's probably sitting in his little "office" which was just a broom closet with a desk shoved in and a sign on the door that says:
"got a problem? Try fixing it yourself first!"
He twist his body looking forth at the exit of this building! He turns himself and then launches his long leg out smashing the door open he nearly falls face first as his foot shifts from carpet to rough rigid concrete! As he rushes forth to his job jumping over crowds of people he yanks his phone out and speed dials his friends number, Grande! He picks up! He sighs in relief he didn't see him at the apartment this morning!
"YO!! Where the hell are you man?!" He shouts dodging and jumping through the crowds in the city
Grande
"At work??"
"WHAT?!- why the hell did you leave so early?!"
Grande
"Dude your fuckin' late, don't you realize that?"
"Well yes.. but-"
Grande
"look dude I should be askin' where your at genius, now get here quick, Eric is going to chew your ass out ya' know?"
He sighs, ah yes.. erDICK! My boss! One of the most mean, hatefully filled beings in the whole world, how such a monster made it up to manager makes no sense!! Calling himself the "boss" of the establishment!! That ego filled fool!! You shout
"ERDICK CAN GO LICK MY ASS- I AIN'T TREATING THAT LITERAL CLOWN WITH A INCH OF RESPECT!"
"Hello?! Grande? .... Grande?- shit he really just hung up on me-"
Grande
"No, I just wanted to mess with you.."
"Dude- NOT COOL!!"
"Uhhh.. oh yeah boss is waiting for you outside, so.. anyway I gotta go Buchi."
He hung up.. or did he??!! He checks to make sure- yep he's really gone! Buchi looks up and sees it! Oh God.. it's so beautiful, it's so amazing, so fantastic! Never in his life has he been so happy to see his personal hell, HIS JOB.. also known as the 4 star rated restaurant of the city, "MEGA-SLICE!"
The only pizza place that sells giant slices of just pizza!! Apparently there's rumors the idea was stolen or something, but who gives a shit, as he looked at the big closed doors of glass Buchi also sees a white chalked face, and smell a harsh cinnamon old spice! Your manager!! Damn Eric!
It starts to make him think: "huh! There's all kinds of stains on this carpet, soft stains, hard stains, weird stains.. that one stain that holds a army of parasites we placed a plastic cup over.. if you think about it! This carpet is like a holder of memories, containing every mess ever made in this hallway- if the carpet was a person, it would sure be a damn judgemental unforgiving-"
"Eeeee!!" He screams!
His foot as stomped on something slippery!
A USED CONDOM?!
He now twists his upper body down springing up his long arms to catch himself, his hand instantly smacks to the carpet as he slides for a short moment... His palms sling across the carpet! A burning feeling instantly surging in his hands he grits his teeth almost instantly lifting up! He jolts his head back and glares at the only door that could leave such a mess outside.. and one who's done it before- DAMN YOU LUSSURIO!! He thinks and he begins rushing through the long apartment filled hall again! Why couldn't the janitor clean this up?! Right now he's probably sitting in his little "office" which was just a broom closet with a desk shoved in and a sign on the door that says:
"got a problem? Try fixing it yourself first!"
He twist his body looking forth at the exit of this building! He turns himself and then launches his long leg out smashing the door open he nearly falls face first as his foot shifts from carpet to rough rigid concrete! As he rushes forth to his job jumping over crowds of people he yanks his phone out and speed dials his friends number, Grande! He picks up! He sighs in relief he didn't see him at the apartment this morning!
"YO!! Where the hell are you man?!" He shouts dodging and jumping through the crowds in the city
Grande
"At work??"
"WHAT?!- why the hell did you leave so early?!"
Grande
"Dude your fuckin' late, don't you realize that?"
"Well yes.. but-"
Grande
"look dude I should be askin' where your at genius, now get here quick, Eric is going to chew your ass out ya' know?"
He sighs, ah yes.. erDICK! My boss! One of the most mean, hatefully filled beings in the whole world, how such a monster made it up to manager makes no sense!! Calling himself the "boss" of the establishment!! That ego filled fool!! You shout
"ERDICK CAN GO LICK MY ASS- I AIN'T TREATING THAT LITERAL CLOWN WITH A INCH OF RESPECT!"
"Hello?! Grande? .... Grande?- shit he really just hung up on me-"
Grande
"No, I just wanted to mess with you.."
"Dude- NOT COOL!!"
"Uhhh.. oh yeah boss is waiting for you outside, so.. anyway I gotta go Buchi."
He hung up.. or did he??!! He checks to make sure- yep he's really gone! Buchi looks up and sees it! Oh God.. it's so beautiful, it's so amazing, so fantastic! Never in his life has he been so happy to see his personal hell, HIS JOB.. also known as the 4 star rated restaurant of the city, "MEGA-SLICE!"
The only pizza place that sells giant slices of just pizza!! Apparently there's rumors the idea was stolen or something, but who gives a shit, as he looked at the big closed doors of glass Buchi also sees a white chalked face, and smell a harsh cinnamon old spice! Your manager!! Damn Eric!