The absurd, weird universe of zio.
As Buchi slides forth now stomping his feet on the ground to stop himself Eric reaches out and grasps his white buttoned dress shirt and he states...
"Your shirt.. it's not tucked in Buchi.."
Shit how could I miss such a mistake?!?! quickly he starts to dig his shirts end into his pants as he does this damn Eric starts his daily ass chewing!
"Listen Buchi! We have order here.. that's why the world is good, without order.. it's chaos, you know I've lived my life without order for a while, but I found order in this chain, and I won't let it die! You won't be the virus that kills this place Buchi, I won't let you, And I won't let you, let me down!, We are a group, a team effort, in a world of unpredictable, scary and utterly weird unknown, we are the familiar, and we are family... We need every hand we have and more, the competition is great, the war is only begining, you got that son?"
. . . . . " What the fuck are you on? It's just a restaurant, why so serious?- also don't call me son." Eric now looks at Buchi with a slight glare, his hands pocketed, but he couldn't focus on erDICKS stupid look because his pale chalk looking skin seems to be reflecting the sun's rays making it hard to look at the bastard, he puts his head down and squints, Eric taking this as sadness...
"I know it's hard my boy! In a world like this.. such sadness.. but we are workers! We strive for the justice of satisfaction! While you may not like this place Buchi its the only place you have.. indeed your future here can be bright! But I'm you must work for i-"
"Yeah, yeah let me do my job damnit.."
He walks past Eric! Into the restaurant, ah the smell of pizza, cheese, wine and whatever else Italians eat fills his nose with delight! Instantly Buchi feels a hand grasp his ear and increase the grip rapidly! As he turns he sees one of his other "friends", looking down he sees the the slightly shorter man, he could never forget that red scruffy hair with those black pointy spikes that fade in the back!
"uhhh.. Incubo, the fuck man that kinda hurts.."
Incubo
"It's not suppoSed to.. KINDA hurt, heh.."
He proceeded to grind his sharp teeth, never in your life have you seen another human with completely sharp teeth! They looked like big white paper spikes almost, but the slight grooves are clearly bone! He proceeds to twist Buchi's ear with his gloved hand!
"OW-- okay, Okay.. it hurts.."
Incubo yanks his hand off he begins poking your chest rapidly at insane speeds, he's chewing your ass out too?!
Incubo
"LisTEn... I don't like YOU.. being late- Ya FuckEr, made me do ALL THE DISHES THIS MORNING!"
Buchi now rubbed his ear rapidly while leaning back somewhat, Incubo was known to spray it not say it... As the utterly angry man child rants on about how he had to do his job this morning, you see grande walking out the kitchen with a broom towards him!, He just kinda smiles as grande casually approaches with his dead as usual expression, he stood right behind Incubo who was busy talking about how dirty the dishes were that he scrubbed and he lifts a hand slowly placing it to Incubo's back, he grips his red and black striped sweater with a apron over it and says:
"Hello son, your mother and i love you so much."
The wild Incubo! Clearly very mad turns and Grande sees a face that grande can only describe in one word: "Pissed" as now he lifts his black gloved hand and digs a finger into Grande's gut he says "The fuck is that sUppOsEd to mean??" Grande stands there with a slight smile on his face looking down, before he could say what would most likely be another sarcastic remark Eric comes from nowhere yelling at us to get to work now, so grande just motions his head for me to follow him and Erick watches as:
Buchi, Grande and Incubo get shit done!
This brings Eric some pride and joy and he pockets his milk white hands with a face that looks like he just got pornhub premium for free!
As Buchi and the other two enter the kitchen, the smell of pizza, cheese and wine gets stronger! Buchi leans forward on the counter and looks off into the restaurant mentally preparing himself! That's when he hears Grande's voice say:
"So.. you were late? Why the fuck we're you late?"
He instantly punches the counter slinging his head up and looking at Grande "Oh FUCKING COME ON!! YOUR CHEWING MY ASS OUT TOO?!"
"Your shirt.. it's not tucked in Buchi.."
Shit how could I miss such a mistake?!?! quickly he starts to dig his shirts end into his pants as he does this damn Eric starts his daily ass chewing!
"Listen Buchi! We have order here.. that's why the world is good, without order.. it's chaos, you know I've lived my life without order for a while, but I found order in this chain, and I won't let it die! You won't be the virus that kills this place Buchi, I won't let you, And I won't let you, let me down!, We are a group, a team effort, in a world of unpredictable, scary and utterly weird unknown, we are the familiar, and we are family... We need every hand we have and more, the competition is great, the war is only begining, you got that son?"
. . . . . " What the fuck are you on? It's just a restaurant, why so serious?- also don't call me son." Eric now looks at Buchi with a slight glare, his hands pocketed, but he couldn't focus on erDICKS stupid look because his pale chalk looking skin seems to be reflecting the sun's rays making it hard to look at the bastard, he puts his head down and squints, Eric taking this as sadness...
"I know it's hard my boy! In a world like this.. such sadness.. but we are workers! We strive for the justice of satisfaction! While you may not like this place Buchi its the only place you have.. indeed your future here can be bright! But I'm you must work for i-"
"Yeah, yeah let me do my job damnit.."
He walks past Eric! Into the restaurant, ah the smell of pizza, cheese, wine and whatever else Italians eat fills his nose with delight! Instantly Buchi feels a hand grasp his ear and increase the grip rapidly! As he turns he sees one of his other "friends", looking down he sees the the slightly shorter man, he could never forget that red scruffy hair with those black pointy spikes that fade in the back!
"uhhh.. Incubo, the fuck man that kinda hurts.."
Incubo
"It's not suppoSed to.. KINDA hurt, heh.."
He proceeded to grind his sharp teeth, never in your life have you seen another human with completely sharp teeth! They looked like big white paper spikes almost, but the slight grooves are clearly bone! He proceeds to twist Buchi's ear with his gloved hand!
"OW-- okay, Okay.. it hurts.."
Incubo yanks his hand off he begins poking your chest rapidly at insane speeds, he's chewing your ass out too?!
Incubo
"LisTEn... I don't like YOU.. being late- Ya FuckEr, made me do ALL THE DISHES THIS MORNING!"
Buchi now rubbed his ear rapidly while leaning back somewhat, Incubo was known to spray it not say it... As the utterly angry man child rants on about how he had to do his job this morning, you see grande walking out the kitchen with a broom towards him!, He just kinda smiles as grande casually approaches with his dead as usual expression, he stood right behind Incubo who was busy talking about how dirty the dishes were that he scrubbed and he lifts a hand slowly placing it to Incubo's back, he grips his red and black striped sweater with a apron over it and says:
"Hello son, your mother and i love you so much."
The wild Incubo! Clearly very mad turns and Grande sees a face that grande can only describe in one word: "Pissed" as now he lifts his black gloved hand and digs a finger into Grande's gut he says "The fuck is that sUppOsEd to mean??" Grande stands there with a slight smile on his face looking down, before he could say what would most likely be another sarcastic remark Eric comes from nowhere yelling at us to get to work now, so grande just motions his head for me to follow him and Erick watches as:
Buchi, Grande and Incubo get shit done!
This brings Eric some pride and joy and he pockets his milk white hands with a face that looks like he just got pornhub premium for free!
As Buchi and the other two enter the kitchen, the smell of pizza, cheese and wine gets stronger! Buchi leans forward on the counter and looks off into the restaurant mentally preparing himself! That's when he hears Grande's voice say:
"So.. you were late? Why the fuck we're you late?"
He instantly punches the counter slinging his head up and looking at Grande "Oh FUCKING COME ON!! YOUR CHEWING MY ASS OUT TOO?!"