Another Monday Morning

You run so fast, that you nearly trip on the one dude. But you don't, so your cool, but then the one dude throws his bat at you and knocks you unconscious.

You awaken in a strange-looking cellar with one door. It opens.
"Hey, you, you're awake... the Boss wants to speak with you, Dickface."
"What'd you call me?"
"Dickface. That's your nickname, the Boss says. Okay?"

You have 1 choice: