Another Monday Morning

You throw your hands up, as the cold and bitter wind, forshadows your terrible fate. The ranger runs toward you, and throws YOU off the edge of the cliff. Before you fall to your death, you flip over on the side of a rock, where the body landed, which caused a massive rock slide. Then you collided ontop of the corspe onto the dark cayon ground. Since you're dead, you don't realize that you're buried under 131 feet of pure rock. Better luck next time... if there is a next time!