Another Monday Morning

You go upstairs to get your Combination AK-57 Uzi Radar Laser Triple Barrel Double Scoped Heat-Seeking Shotgun and head back stairs to politely ask the salesman to get the hell out.

Only he isn't there anymore. Neither is any of you stuff. Your couch, stove, TV, microwave, fridge... EVERYTHING!!!

"Son of a...!" you yell.