The Jenn Frank SuperMegaAdventureFun Tour

Communist hackers??? More like "communist hackers." Pete, the ever-smart Women's Study minor (true story!) knows all too well that true Marxist communists wouldn't hack into his computer. He figures it must be his wife, Mrs. Dan Hake, who is considering drastic measures (think internationally) to escape a number of charges related to such events. Swearing revenge on the devilish Mrs. Dan Hake, Pete gets into his Geo, which tragically needs a better name. Just as he is turning the ignition, Pete remembers that he didn't run a mirror check under the frame of his car. Sure enough, there is a bomb, but Pete is still disappointed that he didn't have the chance to go out in a blaze of explosive glory a la Jeff Daniels in "Speed". To cure his walking blues, Pete heads to the nearest dive, which, despite its odd sounding name, is not a gay bar. Which of the following is NOT a gay bar...