The Jenn Frank SuperMegaAdventureFun Tour

"Jen, here's the deal. Remember that picture I sent you with Superman, the wheelchair, and the fat chick? Well, that's what life is going to be like for you unless you start sending us shit that's funny. I'm sick and tired of this lucky charms crap. I'm talking drunk and disorderly pics."

A bit shocked by this brief yet sharp e-mail, Jen decided to prove Mrs Pete Hake that she could make him proud. On the front page of the Northwestern Sucky Student Paper, the following headline could be read: