The Jenn Frank SuperMegaAdventureFun Tour
"Ah, It's good to see that consultant we hired from the NY Post is working out", Jenn Thought.
Jenn becomes morose when she realizes she hasn't gone to any ass flour techno raves in the last 12 hours, and could not supply Dan with the funny he needed.
2.5 hours away Dan curses his computer and seeing that Jenn has posted nothing he returns into the open arms of his sweet mistress opiates. 12 hours later he's completed penning his psychedelic political novel in which a small girl is transported to a strange land inhabited by caricatures of celebrities burned onto toasted bread. She learns about the evils of religious fanaticism and that her stovepipe hat wasn't magic after all, it was inside her all along. He spends the rest of the night finding enough stamps to send this opus off to the publisher, but that, my friends, is a story for another time.
But back at Jenn's house she....
Jenn becomes morose when she realizes she hasn't gone to any ass flour techno raves in the last 12 hours, and could not supply Dan with the funny he needed.
2.5 hours away Dan curses his computer and seeing that Jenn has posted nothing he returns into the open arms of his sweet mistress opiates. 12 hours later he's completed penning his psychedelic political novel in which a small girl is transported to a strange land inhabited by caricatures of celebrities burned onto toasted bread. She learns about the evils of religious fanaticism and that her stovepipe hat wasn't magic after all, it was inside her all along. He spends the rest of the night finding enough stamps to send this opus off to the publisher, but that, my friends, is a story for another time.
But back at Jenn's house she....