The Jenn Frank SuperMegaAdventureFun Tour
Not surprised that he is alone, Pete wakes up in Windsor, and entertains himself in the oh-so-classy strip joints of Windsor, the "Tijuana of the North." In the club, Pete gets a series of lap dances from Misty, who he constantly keeps referring to as "Jenn." Pete also lays down a hundred dollars Canadian for the DJ to constantly play and reply the Hall and Oates classic "Maneater" and Chris DeBurgh's timeless "Lady in Red." After a night of bad music and worse exchange rates, Pete...
You have 5 choices:
- ... tries to get ahold of Jenn on the Nokia two-way he dreams he has
- ... takes his Canadian-friendly car back across the border and goes home via Chicago.
- ... wakes up in a motel room with a frozen carrot next to him.
- ... makes more groundbreaking hip-hop.
- ... thinks of more ways to alienate both his would-be wife and his friends.