Another Monday Morning

You gently stroke her tummy eliciting a tiny giggle. She wraps her arms around you and says, "Woah. Slow down big boy. Let me go get my hand cuffs." She leaves and returns a few minutes later with the promised hand cuffs. You cuff her to the bed. Suddenly, there is a power outage. You head down to the basement to check the fuse box, but trip on a faulty step, crash down the stairs, and break your neck. Ouch.