Another Monday Morning

You hurl yourself out the window, realizing at the last moment that you are still handcuffed to the bed.

The bed rolls against the wall as you dangle precariously out of the window.
It looks like a storm is coming. You feel a strong gust of wind. It feels kind of nice until you realize it has torn your hospital gown off.

You are now dangling naked and cold from the window. There is nothing left to do but sit and wait for the fire department to come rescue you. If only you'd stayed in bed this morning.
End Of Story