The Great Sael Adventure 1

You and the crew brush of the Commodore, not wanting an even crueler and more unusual fate than you were already handed. The Commodore pouts and chews on some salted beef from the ship's provisions while looking into the horizon.

It turns out there are several fruits and it takes a while to collect them. Todd, the bag handler, is also a raucousnessmonger and has an appetite for action. Between him and Paul the rabble-rouser, it has been difficult to collect the fruit in a timely manner. You yearn for the Commodore's help, but he remains on the ship, gnawing on beef and staring into the horizon.

The third crewman, Ralph (you know, the former seeing person) has grown restless and desperately wants to help. However, the fairy never answered his question as to what puce felt like, so he has no way of knowing whether the fruits he is gathering are of the correct shades or not. As Ralph begins to reach for a nice, rip blumberry (the color of delightful raspberries), the irritable Commodore leaps forth, his monogrammed pearlescent pistol aimed at Ralph's skull.