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"Oh," she says, "Did he do your hairpiece too?"
Just what is she getting at?
You say:
You have 5 choices:
"Not the one on my head!"
"Here, touch it; it's real."
"This reminds me of a night in Tokyo..."
"This hair is no faker than your breasts!"
"Did I mention that I'm friends with Superfightingrobotman?"