Try the new AI-powered Infinite Story.

YOU save the entire Universe!

Best play it cool you think. Years of experience in wooing the fairer sex have taught you never to seem like you give a damn. Honestly, act like you have anything for her but total contempt and you'll end up "friends" sitting in a bar as she complains about all men being bastards and tries to get with the scummiest brain dead future wife beating jack-off in the room.
No way! You walk calmly exitwards.
#jh86rrih,gv#
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#KILL! KILL! KILL!# screams the computer mind which controls your every move.
No! Contempt is fine, but murder is definately a faux par.
"RUN!" you yell, as you draw your weapon and advance menacingly."I'm about to do something neither of us want!"
"What; make a pass at me?"
"No, pump you full of lead with my awesome gun!"
The Batbabe buries her head in her hands. "You sad, sad man...."
#Go. Exterminate.#
You raise the gun...
And then....

You have 1 choice: