Pokemon Battle
Zapdos skids on a rock and shocks the two Poison Pokemon. "Shit!" Team Rocket yells. They check their Pokemon's pulses. "Thank God you didn't kill them, puke." James says. You put up your middle finger. "How dare you use finger derogatory like that!" Jessie yells, offended. You run away. "Let's get that bitch." James says. You trip on a rock. "Give up, fricker." Jessie orders. You put your hat on backwards. "Hell no." you say. "Ampharos, go!" you shout. Ampharos appears. "Ooh, two Electric types versus Poison types. How effing great!" James jokes. Jessie giggles. "Ampharos, use Electro Ball!" you tell it. Ampharos shoots a lightning ball at Arbok and Weezing. "Charbok!" says Arbok. "How dare you, penis." insults Jessie. She pats Arbok on the head. You want to battle, not watch Jessie care for her Pokemon.