Pokemon Battle
"Okay, this battle is now officially done!" you tell them. You walk away, kicking rocks. "No, stay. We want your Pokemon!" yells James. "Fuck you, Team Rocket!" you say. Team Rocket sobs. "God, help us." Jessie prays. "We have not very much Pokemon, Lord. Please!" James adds. They sit there and pray for a million years. Then, they turn into skeletons in praying poses. The end.