Pokemon Battle
You start to feel dizzy. "Oh, crap." says James. You bonk your face on a rock. You fall down and faint. "Well, it's his fault." James says. They put their Pokemon away. "Go fuck yourself, James." Jessie says. James cries. "What? I was talking to that douche!" Jessie says, pointing to a boulder. "Jessie, what the hell?" James says, ticked off. Jessie and James walk away. The end.