Another Monday Morning
You tell Johnny the truth, that you deliberately killed his iguana. You realize what a big mistake that was as Johnny begins bawling and threatening to sue you.
A month later, you wind up on Judge Judy. Johnny is suing you for $1,000 for the cost of the iguana, and $3,000 for emotional trauma.
Judge Judy screams her head off at you, asking you how you could have done something so cruel, and of course, finds in favor of Johnny.
Great, now you owe this little brat $4,000, which you have to pay in 10 days. You don't have that kind of money.
A month later, you wind up on Judge Judy. Johnny is suing you for $1,000 for the cost of the iguana, and $3,000 for emotional trauma.
Judge Judy screams her head off at you, asking you how you could have done something so cruel, and of course, finds in favor of Johnny.
Great, now you owe this little brat $4,000, which you have to pay in 10 days. You don't have that kind of money.