This is The Story of a Car
Have you ever heard of having skeletons in your closet? Well, a car that's older than a 1990 is like that. Well... worse actually.
The civic is alright, plus, it only costs $500 and it comes with like 400 bricks in the trunk. The man you bought it from assures you that it isn't radioactive and it in fact, does get 40 miles per gallon.
You decide to take a while to look at some of the optional features that came with it. There's a "Floor" and a really neat bowling trophy glued to the dashboard. three of the wheels have only one inch tears in them, the fourth has a 2. This isn't bad, you think. The car appears to be "Blue" but this you are unsure of. HE said you could paint it red, or green, but not yellow, otherwise the curse of a dead ancient indian civilization will come down uppon your pathetic soul. You were sure he had a bit of shrapnel lodged in his skull when you were talking to him, but weren't quite sure.
The car smells like 14 people were murdered in the driver's seat alone and the cracks in the front windshield looked kinda like a map of the planet earth, or perhaps a very crude Mona Lisa.
Two problems persisted in your quest for a nice car, popularity, and maybe some hotties.
The civic is alright, plus, it only costs $500 and it comes with like 400 bricks in the trunk. The man you bought it from assures you that it isn't radioactive and it in fact, does get 40 miles per gallon.
You decide to take a while to look at some of the optional features that came with it. There's a "Floor" and a really neat bowling trophy glued to the dashboard. three of the wheels have only one inch tears in them, the fourth has a 2. This isn't bad, you think. The car appears to be "Blue" but this you are unsure of. HE said you could paint it red, or green, but not yellow, otherwise the curse of a dead ancient indian civilization will come down uppon your pathetic soul. You were sure he had a bit of shrapnel lodged in his skull when you were talking to him, but weren't quite sure.
The car smells like 14 people were murdered in the driver's seat alone and the cracks in the front windshield looked kinda like a map of the planet earth, or perhaps a very crude Mona Lisa.
Two problems persisted in your quest for a nice car, popularity, and maybe some hotties.