This is The Story of a Car

There are three truths in life:

1.You live

2.You Die

3.You pay taxes

A fourth one should be added in your opinion that once you buy a car for $2,500 and it's from a period of time before you were born: It's going to suck.

This may actually be the reason why you live, die, AND pay taxes.

Anyway, so, one day you were searching through E-bay, Craigslist, and even auto-trader trying to find something with only a limited budget from working at Safeway. You decided it needed to be at least 4-door so your insurance would be lower. It also needed to be at least 10 years old (since you only have 2 grand) and it needed to be sufficiently cool enough to impress your friends, while not looking too cocky that no woman in their right minds would sleep with you in it's (perhaps) roomy back seat.

After 2 harsh weeks of working while walking to Safeway, you came across just two options. They seemed rather bad... but... what's 25 hundred gonna get ya?