YOU save the entire Universe!

You know, for it has been told, that the path you walk is but the path of the solitaire. There can be only one. One who dares face the terrors of the night which threatens to engulf humanity! One who observes the dagger of the eye of Naggormoth's sorrow and e'en so draws it close to the very eye which beateth remorselessly upon the swollen appertinatunatixus of his own tortured soul....
THAT MAN IS YOU!
Moodily packing your comb and, of course, towel, you levitate high above the darkened peaks of the Hymelaya, above the wild howl of the Yeti and open a Portal of Spatial Negatiation.
Floating effortlessly through it's ebon maw, you are instantly transported to....