College: The Birthday!

Trying to find the perfect mix of appreciative and horrified, you decline the nice man's request. "I can take care of this on my own," you respond.

The sunsets before you know it (hey, it's fall, the sun goes down earlier) and nervous you approach your car. Roomie is already there, with a crowd of spectators, including other rough looking guys and the requisite half dressed girls that seem to be in all these kinds of movies, er I mean situations like this. "Let's do this," your roommate says, flipping his keys on their Class of 2006 keychain. You take a deep breath and
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