College: The Birthday!
Oh come on, you're really going through with this? I mean, drag racing in a minivan? Jeez, the thing can barely accelerate when the light turns green much less burn rubber down Route 66. Fine, fine, let's see you get ready to race and the cops show up and everyone's busted and you spend your birthday avoiding Big Bubba in the slammer and your poor but supportive sister has to bail you out.