Steve 2, The Fall of Margaritavile
Everything is white around you. "Crap, I'm dead." You say to no one in particular, because it seems like the appropriate thing to say. "Not quite, Steve." Burger's voice answers. "You're actually doing quite the opposite." Burger walks up to you through the white mist. "So wait, your dead?" "Not really, well kinda, it's a long story, Steve, but not the one I need to tell you right now." "Ok, so what am I?"
"Your Hawaiian shirt has awoken you, finally, and trust me, you're a damn heavy sleeper." You look at Burger, confused as usual. "Listen, Steve, the Hawaiian shirt comes about in times of great need, when evil has caused the people to need a champion to defeat the darkness. And that is how it has been for eons before us. A great evil appears and a chosen one is given the great power of the Hawaiian shirt. The evil is slain, and the Hawaiian shirt returns to whence it came. That is until recently. For the first time, a plan was hatched to fool the Hawaiian shirt and its power." You stand there, quite, because as a general rule, you really shouldn't interrupt a spiritual representation of your slain friend who is explaining a large part of the plot of your adventure.
"Nicole, Steven, and Michael secretly came up with a plan to fool the Hawaiian shirt long ago. Nicole would secretly take control of my demons and my dominion as the leader of hell. She would launch an attack under my name upon the land and the Hawaiian shirt would of course choose one to fight back. It did, that person was Nolan. However, the shirt chose unwisely, and picked one dark of heart who was too easily swayed by Nicole, Steven, and Michael. The Mormon elders of the time insisted Norman and Dustin accompany Steven, Michael, Nicole and Nolan on their quest to vanquish this false evil." The white around you and Burger misted away slightly to show what Burger was describing.
"When they arrived to vanquish me, Nolan also attempted to vanquish Norman and Dustin. We were forced to work together. And were able to destroy Nolan and his now evil Hawaiian shirt power. Our mistake however was believing that Michael and Steven were on our side. We allowed them back with us as heroes in helping us to vanquish the evil Nolan. We thought Nicole was lost. Time passed and the two of them worked within the ranks of the Mormons to secretly undermine the order. Steven building the clone corollas, Michael with his time traveling Buick that could also cross realities and eventually the Gabok, which, with it's reality-twisting abilities was able to find and retrieve a Nolan from a different reality and bring him to this one. The damn Canadians must have provided the manpower to build all of this. Where he now has the resources to invade and take over not just our people but every reality that exists. However, there was one variable that they didn't count on. The Hawaiian shirt returning and choosing another chosen one to raise an army to oppose the dark Hawaiian shirt"
You stand there in the mist. Burger standing there next to you. "Well that really sucks cuz you know, we couldn't stop him." "Ah you have lost this battle, but your war for all reality has not even started." "Dude, I don't know if you realize this but, he just killed you dude, and he's kicking the crap out of the Mormons and America and everyone else!" "Yes Steve, but you have more allies than you know. Your friends, the security Leprechauns, the Santa Cruizians, the Americans and the Mormans who are far from beaten. You must gather them all, you must regroup your forces. You must do this soon. Jourdan will be the leader you need, your friends will give you the support, and the Hawaiian shirt will give you the strength to save not just your world but every world from Nolan. I send you back now Steve, gather your friends and stop Nolan." "But Burger, what about you?" "I will return"
"Your Hawaiian shirt has awoken you, finally, and trust me, you're a damn heavy sleeper." You look at Burger, confused as usual. "Listen, Steve, the Hawaiian shirt comes about in times of great need, when evil has caused the people to need a champion to defeat the darkness. And that is how it has been for eons before us. A great evil appears and a chosen one is given the great power of the Hawaiian shirt. The evil is slain, and the Hawaiian shirt returns to whence it came. That is until recently. For the first time, a plan was hatched to fool the Hawaiian shirt and its power." You stand there, quite, because as a general rule, you really shouldn't interrupt a spiritual representation of your slain friend who is explaining a large part of the plot of your adventure.
"Nicole, Steven, and Michael secretly came up with a plan to fool the Hawaiian shirt long ago. Nicole would secretly take control of my demons and my dominion as the leader of hell. She would launch an attack under my name upon the land and the Hawaiian shirt would of course choose one to fight back. It did, that person was Nolan. However, the shirt chose unwisely, and picked one dark of heart who was too easily swayed by Nicole, Steven, and Michael. The Mormon elders of the time insisted Norman and Dustin accompany Steven, Michael, Nicole and Nolan on their quest to vanquish this false evil." The white around you and Burger misted away slightly to show what Burger was describing.
"When they arrived to vanquish me, Nolan also attempted to vanquish Norman and Dustin. We were forced to work together. And were able to destroy Nolan and his now evil Hawaiian shirt power. Our mistake however was believing that Michael and Steven were on our side. We allowed them back with us as heroes in helping us to vanquish the evil Nolan. We thought Nicole was lost. Time passed and the two of them worked within the ranks of the Mormons to secretly undermine the order. Steven building the clone corollas, Michael with his time traveling Buick that could also cross realities and eventually the Gabok, which, with it's reality-twisting abilities was able to find and retrieve a Nolan from a different reality and bring him to this one. The damn Canadians must have provided the manpower to build all of this. Where he now has the resources to invade and take over not just our people but every reality that exists. However, there was one variable that they didn't count on. The Hawaiian shirt returning and choosing another chosen one to raise an army to oppose the dark Hawaiian shirt"
You stand there in the mist. Burger standing there next to you. "Well that really sucks cuz you know, we couldn't stop him." "Ah you have lost this battle, but your war for all reality has not even started." "Dude, I don't know if you realize this but, he just killed you dude, and he's kicking the crap out of the Mormons and America and everyone else!" "Yes Steve, but you have more allies than you know. Your friends, the security Leprechauns, the Santa Cruizians, the Americans and the Mormans who are far from beaten. You must gather them all, you must regroup your forces. You must do this soon. Jourdan will be the leader you need, your friends will give you the support, and the Hawaiian shirt will give you the strength to save not just your world but every world from Nolan. I send you back now Steve, gather your friends and stop Nolan." "But Burger, what about you?" "I will return"