Another Monday Morning

It's a dangerous world out there so you bought a gun just for occasions like this.
You walk into the room gun-in-hand. The two hooligans freeze, eyes on your pistol (perverts).
"Sayonara" You say in your best Governator impersonation and open fire.
Baseballbat gets hit right between the eyes and his head explodes like a ripe melon. His friend ducks but you shoot him twice in the spine.
Blood is all over your floor as the two corpses twitch and ooze.