Another Monday Morning

Quickly you dial 911 and an you are instantly talking to an operator.
"Yeah?What d'you want?"
"Twomenbrokeintomyhouseandtheyhaveweaponsandfunnyaccentsandtheywantotkillmeandrapemeandrobmeandmakemecallthemdaddy!" You babble, a lot louder and higher pitched then you planned.
"You can't handle 'em by yourself? Christ. Y'know 911 is not your personal help line; you call us for emergencies."
"This is an ermergency!"
"Sure it is. Don't call again."
That was horrible.