Another Monday Morning

You exit I-71 at Morse Road. You're confident you will be dumping the dead body in your trunk within minutes. Lo and behold, you soon see Northland Mall on your right. It's completely boarded up. Although there is a police precinct right in front of the doomed mall, there don't seem to be any police cruising in the mall. Just to be safe, you park at the south anchor of the mall. You grab a hairpin out of the glovebox. Your girlfriend -- who just dumped you -- forgot to reclaim it. Anyhow, you use it to successfully jimmy the lock on a service door. You return to your car, open the trunk, and grab the dead body. Then you return to the service door. You walk through a narrow hallway with cement walls to another door. Now you emerge into the main mall, right at the food court. You decide to hide the dead body in one of the food stands. You drag it behind what apparently used to be a pizza stand. You drag him back behind what was the "EMPLOYEES ONLY" section. Piece of cake. Nobody's ever going to find this poor slob here and by then he'll be long decomposed. You gleefully return to your car, but horror soon sets in. A police car with its sirens on is stopped behind your car. The cop gets out of his car. He's more than a little curious why you're walking out the opened service door of an abandoned mall.