Another Monday Morning

Okay, so you'll have to drive the 50 miles to the bowling alley. No big deal.
However, on the way to the bowling alley. you hit a deer. You and your father are okay, but the deer is dead. Big problem.
Your dad gets a big boner and can't control himself. He starts to get out of the car. "Oh no, not again!" you say to yourself.
Something tells you that you should try to stop him. After all, there is a state trooper coming.
Then, a devious thought comes to mind. You're still upset with him because he smacked you with a belt when you were nine. You could just flee the scene on foot. You're only two miles from the nearest town. He'd be so busy with that deer he'd never notice you ditching him.
The car is still roadworthy, other than a cracked headlight and windshield. The car is a Mustang. Surely you could outrun that cop car.
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