The Whole World In Your Hands
Well you greedy little pig, in order to make the money you most surely want you need to pick a career path! And choose well! You need money to conquer the world! You need money to keep your imaginary girlfriend with you! You need money to satisfy your money addiction!
Anyway, back to choosing a business. As you're in the United States, your options are severly limited. Most jobs have been outsourced to China or India. But there's still a way to build a financial empire, you know there is. And if you think this sounds like the story World Domination, screw you.
You could become a Lemonade Salesman, it's worked for countless other people. Profits would be slow to come though. You could also join the ranks of the most cherished people in America (lawyers of course). Or, you could become a retailer! Join Wal-Mart and pass through with ease, no slave labor along the way!
Anyway, back to choosing a business. As you're in the United States, your options are severly limited. Most jobs have been outsourced to China or India. But there's still a way to build a financial empire, you know there is. And if you think this sounds like the story World Domination, screw you.
You could become a Lemonade Salesman, it's worked for countless other people. Profits would be slow to come though. You could also join the ranks of the most cherished people in America (lawyers of course). Or, you could become a retailer! Join Wal-Mart and pass through with ease, no slave labor along the way!