The Whole World In Your Hands
You wake up, wondering what has been bothering you so much. Isn't today special for some reason? You check your calendar, find February 30th, and read "Begin Plans For World Domination." Oh yeah. Today you were going to start conquering the world.
Over a breakfast of eggs and toast (quite befitting the soon-to-be Master of All) you begin mulling ideas. What is the easiest way to control everything? The simplest answer is be a god, but you somehow think that's out of reach. Something a but more achievable should be in order.
Most of the world's power lies in the US, you know this. It would probably be a good idea to start right here. Then again, you hear there's a lot of power abroad too, and the United States isn't the greatest place to be educated. I mean, look who came out of the US! Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking! And look who's from the rest of the world: Jesus and Mohammed. There's no doubt the US churns out the stupidest of folk. That's why you live in the US. So, where are you headed?
Over a breakfast of eggs and toast (quite befitting the soon-to-be Master of All) you begin mulling ideas. What is the easiest way to control everything? The simplest answer is be a god, but you somehow think that's out of reach. Something a but more achievable should be in order.
Most of the world's power lies in the US, you know this. It would probably be a good idea to start right here. Then again, you hear there's a lot of power abroad too, and the United States isn't the greatest place to be educated. I mean, look who came out of the US! Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking! And look who's from the rest of the world: Jesus and Mohammed. There's no doubt the US churns out the stupidest of folk. That's why you live in the US. So, where are you headed?
