The Ninja Epidemic
You turn around and run back towards the school. You aren't taking any chances of leading the ninjas to your home and possibly endangering your family. You run with reckless abandon, there isn't much time to think when you've got ninjas after you.
As you come to one of the street, you are so concerned with the immediate threat behind you that you neglect to look before crossing. A yellow school bus slams into you and you fly several yards from the point of impact. Much of your flesh and bits of skull fragment are embedded in the grill.
Looks like you won't die at the hands of a ninja afterall. Instead you have dies at the hands of a gigantic, slow moving vehicle full of children. Nice move.
As you come to one of the street, you are so concerned with the immediate threat behind you that you neglect to look before crossing. A yellow school bus slams into you and you fly several yards from the point of impact. Much of your flesh and bits of skull fragment are embedded in the grill.
Looks like you won't die at the hands of a ninja afterall. Instead you have dies at the hands of a gigantic, slow moving vehicle full of children. Nice move.
