The Adventures of George W. Bush
You press the little red button next to the TV that alerts Cheney when you need him at once. Usually it's because you've had a scary dream or an accident.
Cheney rushes into the room, straining his overspent heart, and is infuriated when he sees you're still awake. His blood pressure raises to unhealthy levels and his face turns a deep shade of red. "What are you doing up past your bedtime!?" he scolds you. You make a sad puppy dog face. You hate it when he yells at you. "I'm sorry. It's just that...there's a mean scary pirate man on the phone who says he needs a proof of a proof or something. I'm confused."
"How did Chrétien get through!?" Cheney wonders aloud. "Just give me the phone, George. And stop picking your nose." He grabs the phone away from you and begins screaming into it like a raving lunatic. "Look you sniveling little French-speaking bastard! We don't HAVE to prove ANYTHING! WE'RE AMERICA! JULY FIRST IS THE DEADLINE!!" And he slams down the phone. And that's how you take care of business!
Cheney rushes into the room, straining his overspent heart, and is infuriated when he sees you're still awake. His blood pressure raises to unhealthy levels and his face turns a deep shade of red. "What are you doing up past your bedtime!?" he scolds you. You make a sad puppy dog face. You hate it when he yells at you. "I'm sorry. It's just that...there's a mean scary pirate man on the phone who says he needs a proof of a proof or something. I'm confused."
"How did Chrétien get through!?" Cheney wonders aloud. "Just give me the phone, George. And stop picking your nose." He grabs the phone away from you and begins screaming into it like a raving lunatic. "Look you sniveling little French-speaking bastard! We don't HAVE to prove ANYTHING! WE'RE AMERICA! JULY FIRST IS THE DEADLINE!!" And he slams down the phone. And that's how you take care of business!