Verisimilivirate

You direct your new Emotion Controlling powers toward the buxom young lasses, and immediately have three of the prettiest girls you've ever seen disrobing for you, licking their lips in animal lust.

It is then that a man in a blue hooded cloak comes riding up, looking as if he's leveling his right hand at you, aiming. "SWATTA GOONIE AH?!?" he booms, breaking your concentration and temporarily weakening your power over the ladies long enough to have them answer, "Nadia, Dawd! Thassia GOO ess soo HAH! WOOO!"

Having no idea what they're saying (as you don't have the power of Tongues), you can only read the man's facial expression, and it doesn't bode well, as he motions for the girls to move (ostensibly so he may have a clear shot at you with his right hand, which he is leveling at you once more). You quickly read his mind and find out that he intends to blast you to kingdom come with a bolt of blue lightning! Thinking as quickly as you can, you focus on controlling the man's emotions, so that he sees you as a long-time friend. His visage changes immediately, as he dismounts and extends his hand for you to shake, rather than take the zappy end of.

"Weenaya gahYOO sah GLODEN, boyah!" he says, laughing, putting his arm around you, and directing you to his cottage in the distance. You can only hope he said something like he's got clothes for you back at the house, but he mounts up again and trots toward the house as you walk by his horse's side.

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