Another Monday Morning

You look at her rack. "Wow, that's an amazing rack. Your boyfriend must love you." The cop appears confused.

"Well, thank you. But I don't . . .Are you serious?"

"Yes. I just thought you have a nice rack there."

"Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you thought I was a . . ."

"A what? I have this honesty problem. I'm so sorry. I'm really embarassed."

"No," don't be, she intones. "I just . . ."

"I better go," you say blushing.

"Wait!"

You turn.

"Here!!"

She gives you her number.