The Meaning of Knife

"Well, it could be in my backyard!" you assure yourself. You sprint out the door and look behind your house. Whoah! There is a huge X in your yard! How did you not notice that before? You must be blind! No...you aren't blind, you just got white stuff in your eyes last night.

Whoah! There is also woods in your yard, you had never noticed that either! So what are you going to do?