The Meaning of Knife
Scampering into the wood, you find it occupied. A beautiful woman stands before you, a glowing aura visible.
"Who are you?" you stare avidly at her voluptous busom.
"I am Mary, mother of Jesus."
"What? But you should be dead!"
"Ah, but I am sacred. You see, I am the Holy Grail the Da Vinci Code spoke of. I am Mary Magdalene."
"But Magdalene was a whore! You're a virgin!"
"I am neither a whore nor a virgin. I am my son's wife. That's why they say I'm a virgin. Do you really think a baby popped out of nowhere? Joseph and I had sex at an inn. That's also why Jesus doens't consider Joe his father. Joe's my ex-boyfriend, see."
"Umm...okay," you are tuly perplexed by this tale. "What do you know about the ChristKnife?"
"The ChristKnife...what my son was named after...Yes, I know where to find it. Just sleep with me here for one night, and I'll tell you."
"Who are you?" you stare avidly at her voluptous busom.
"I am Mary, mother of Jesus."
"What? But you should be dead!"
"Ah, but I am sacred. You see, I am the Holy Grail the Da Vinci Code spoke of. I am Mary Magdalene."
"But Magdalene was a whore! You're a virgin!"
"I am neither a whore nor a virgin. I am my son's wife. That's why they say I'm a virgin. Do you really think a baby popped out of nowhere? Joseph and I had sex at an inn. That's also why Jesus doens't consider Joe his father. Joe's my ex-boyfriend, see."
"Umm...okay," you are tuly perplexed by this tale. "What do you know about the ChristKnife?"
"The ChristKnife...what my son was named after...Yes, I know where to find it. Just sleep with me here for one night, and I'll tell you."