Another Monday Morning

As you walk out of the room with the police, you take a glance at each face to see who had dialed for the police to spoil your fun. You look over at your secret nemisis, Ruth, and lo and behold! Her maniacal smile spreads across her face as the two of you make eye contact. You curse under your breath for everything she's done to you. However, by the time you get out to the car, you think, "Isn't this what I wanted? Something different?" You realize that you should be careful what you wish for, or at least be more precise. As you take a ride "down town," you think about what to tell the police...