Another Monday Morning
You exchange your cash for a millioin dollars in quarters and start to play the machine like an idiot. Suddenly you get a great idea and run out of the bar, run to the most awesome arcade in the whole damn town. You win the crane machine with your MANY remaning quarters. You win all the stuffed animals in the machine, take 2 giant plastic bags that were misteriously in your pants pocket, and shove all the stuffed animals into the plastic bags. You run to the nearest children's hospital and tell the secretary that you have thousands of toys you would like to donate to the children's hospital. She automatically put on the biggest smile in her life and tells you that she'll help you deliver them to each room. You accept and during this crazy adventure through the hospital you learn of many horrible diseases and children affected by them. You win the heart of Chastity (the secretary), marry her, and decide if you should save the world's children or not.