The absurd, weird universe of zio.

"Incubo... I don't want to alarm you but.. I think your shirt is untied" Buchi states staring at the wall.

"..WhAt.. my shirt doesn't have strings duuuude.."

"Incubo I'm being mentally harmed.."

"...I.. Uh.. Good for youuu-?"

"Incubo I have to escape... Incubo.. TAKE ME OUT.." Buchi yells turning around.

"Buchi... Your ugly though.."

"That's Not What- AahHahahH"

"BucHi.. let me give you some ah'VICE- bud! You see I'm a open man.. WIDE OPEN! More open then your mother! And she's like TV! A old man could turn her on! That's not the point the point is.. is that it's not the general sex organ that attracts me Buchi.. it's feminity! FEMALE AsPEcTs.. You-"

Buchi was completely gone...

"Are fucking stupid.."

Buchi rushes from the kitchen stumbling he puts his head down as he walks out, practically speed walking, Eric looks over at Buchi and raises a eye brow he asks: "Buchi whe-"

Buchi keeps speed walking away he punches the door open and screams: "AIR... aHHHahshdhdhdfj" he starts to rush at full speed through the town, Eric is speechless as he looks in the distance... Grande walks over to Eric

"Uh.. dude you okay?"

"Buchi.. he.. he ignored me.."

"Yeah... Uh.. that's Buchi.. to you anyways.."

Buchi scrambled through the streets shoving people aside, as he laughed and rushed stumbling through crowds all the sudden a force smacked right into his skull, it hit his ear making a ringing sound burst through his head as he now lost balance and rolled... "Whaaaaaaaaaaa" Buchi starts to say as he raises his body up and stumbled, a guy in a beat up sweat shirt with a open jacket walks up saying: "Hey watch where your going.. idiot"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
.....
"aaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"Stop that-"

"aaaaaaa"

"Stop- stop.."

"fucking.. stop"

"aaa-" Buchi stops now and slowly looks at the man in the face with a sleepy expression, he then states: "Flaggle me deeder, I got a peeder..." The man looks right into Buchi's eyes with cringe strongly overtaking his face, he slowly then turns walking away and says: "fuckin' weirdo" Buchi takes this moment to walk up to a lady and say: "I got a banana and a pig, then stake then I said dhdfkfzskszdjf razzrlfreleld.." the lady cringed before walking away, Buchi stood there for exactly 4 seconds completely still before walking backwards into the road.
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