The absurd, weird universe of zio.
He stepped into the road swaying and mumbling about! He took his first two steps into the street before realizing there was a fucking car about to smash into his body, this compelled him to jump up and so he did.. he flung into the air spinning a little bit before.. it was all black.
"UGH... Owww-"
Buchi woke up in a Alley way, he felt cold and for some reason his ass hurt.. he got up and stood stumbling backwards the world did not look like what is she use too, the streets were black and a thick heavy wind brushed over everything causing a trash bag to catch on his thigh, looking down to see this crinkly sensation he noticed something.. he was naked? ... He was naked... In alleyway.. and his ass hurt.. Shit.. Buchi now let out a gut wretching scream and bolted out the alleyway flashing himself around as he rushed back to the apartments! He was yelled at multiple times he think he even passed a kid once, but he couldn't care! He had to get home.. he smashed open the door to the apartments and sling himself down the hallway with full might. Lussurio was outside her door dumping water in a newly bought plant, she saw this flinging naked pathetic tall man run across her at full might. Buchi heard her yell out behind him: "Whoa! HAH! DIDN'T KNOW YOUR MOTHER FUCKED A BABY DOLL DUDE!" Buchi couldn't care to respond to her comment about his penis size! He had a mission! He slammed open the door to find Grande was not home! Yes perfect! Grande then walked out the bathroom to see this mess.. like the straight man he was he kept his eyes on Buchi's.
"You're naked.."
"Yes.. yes.. I am.." Buchi whispers as he covers himself in shame waddling to the closet,.he scrunched into the closet and slammed it's door shut, several shifting sounds and clattering from cost hangers were heard as now he opened the door and crouched walking out fully dressed again! As his eyes now looked around to see.. erDICK in his apartment?! The pale skinned man flung a new pair of work clothes at him.
"There son! I don't know why you ra-"
Buchi instantly pushed Eric out his apartment and slammed the door shut.. his friend and coworker and roommate sat on his bed and said:
"Hey.. your bleeding.."
Buchi now quickly rubbed his fingers over his face, he was right! Blood was coming from somewhere... "Also you got a dick drawn in your face.." Grande states.. this caused Buchi to rush to the bathroom where blood trickle's into his sink, he was right again! There was a crude drawing of a dick drawn on his left cheek.. most likely in marker.. blood was coming from above his eyebrows and forehead.. they must of busted.. maybe he didn't stick his landing... Buchi groans completely over with his day as he hears Grande yell: "I told you! Drugs.. there not good!" Buchi flung out the bathroom poking his bleeding head out.
"SHUT UP, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!"
"Oh! Your right because you didn't stand Infront of a drug addict knowing the crazy man could of done anything.."
Buchi's voice goes weak and slightly cracks in disbelief "I Just... wanTEDdd.. to see one up close!"
Grande now grabbed his violin from under his bed and sarcastically played a sad tune while giving a exaggerated frown. Buchi sling back into the bathroom and turned the cold water on, he grabbed a rag on the counter and started to slam into the sink, taking it out he pressed the wet rag on his head. "Fuckk- it's cold.."
"Why dont you just use warm water?"
"Because hot water opens up pores.. I want to close my skin up... So I use cold water.."
"Huh so you did make it past the 6th grade.."
"No.. I just know alot of random shit.." he states walking out the bathroom, he leans against the wall next to his bed, he keeps the rag firmly pressed to his skull..
"UGH... Owww-"
Buchi woke up in a Alley way, he felt cold and for some reason his ass hurt.. he got up and stood stumbling backwards the world did not look like what is she use too, the streets were black and a thick heavy wind brushed over everything causing a trash bag to catch on his thigh, looking down to see this crinkly sensation he noticed something.. he was naked? ... He was naked... In alleyway.. and his ass hurt.. Shit.. Buchi now let out a gut wretching scream and bolted out the alleyway flashing himself around as he rushed back to the apartments! He was yelled at multiple times he think he even passed a kid once, but he couldn't care! He had to get home.. he smashed open the door to the apartments and sling himself down the hallway with full might. Lussurio was outside her door dumping water in a newly bought plant, she saw this flinging naked pathetic tall man run across her at full might. Buchi heard her yell out behind him: "Whoa! HAH! DIDN'T KNOW YOUR MOTHER FUCKED A BABY DOLL DUDE!" Buchi couldn't care to respond to her comment about his penis size! He had a mission! He slammed open the door to find Grande was not home! Yes perfect! Grande then walked out the bathroom to see this mess.. like the straight man he was he kept his eyes on Buchi's.
"You're naked.."
"Yes.. yes.. I am.." Buchi whispers as he covers himself in shame waddling to the closet,.he scrunched into the closet and slammed it's door shut, several shifting sounds and clattering from cost hangers were heard as now he opened the door and crouched walking out fully dressed again! As his eyes now looked around to see.. erDICK in his apartment?! The pale skinned man flung a new pair of work clothes at him.
"There son! I don't know why you ra-"
Buchi instantly pushed Eric out his apartment and slammed the door shut.. his friend and coworker and roommate sat on his bed and said:
"Hey.. your bleeding.."
Buchi now quickly rubbed his fingers over his face, he was right! Blood was coming from somewhere... "Also you got a dick drawn in your face.." Grande states.. this caused Buchi to rush to the bathroom where blood trickle's into his sink, he was right again! There was a crude drawing of a dick drawn on his left cheek.. most likely in marker.. blood was coming from above his eyebrows and forehead.. they must of busted.. maybe he didn't stick his landing... Buchi groans completely over with his day as he hears Grande yell: "I told you! Drugs.. there not good!" Buchi flung out the bathroom poking his bleeding head out.
"SHUT UP, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!"
"Oh! Your right because you didn't stand Infront of a drug addict knowing the crazy man could of done anything.."
Buchi's voice goes weak and slightly cracks in disbelief "I Just... wanTEDdd.. to see one up close!"
Grande now grabbed his violin from under his bed and sarcastically played a sad tune while giving a exaggerated frown. Buchi sling back into the bathroom and turned the cold water on, he grabbed a rag on the counter and started to slam into the sink, taking it out he pressed the wet rag on his head. "Fuckk- it's cold.."
"Why dont you just use warm water?"
"Because hot water opens up pores.. I want to close my skin up... So I use cold water.."
"Huh so you did make it past the 6th grade.."
"No.. I just know alot of random shit.." he states walking out the bathroom, he leans against the wall next to his bed, he keeps the rag firmly pressed to his skull..